Maria. 14. Canada.

amoying:

whenever i wear shorts and sit down i feel like my thighs can fill an entire ocean

(Source: amoying, via chasingahealthyme)

hepatitisbey:

my only achievement in life is not having a scene phase

(Source: thugmissus, via itstartedwithaletter)

Theyโ€™re like, 12 - The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via ecartum)

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iammatildawormwood: i literally never see u on my dash but i just saw your bday post and aww u never changed your url or anything :') happy birthday girl!!

Aw thank you!! :)

  • me: mom i got all A's
  • mom:
  • me: mom i cleaned the whole house
  • mom:
  • me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
  • mom:
  • mom: is this your cup on the table?
  • me: yes
  • mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i can't believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
  • It’s my birthdayโคโ˜€๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜‰

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